A Work in Progress

With a hint of ambition, I started this blog more than nine months ago with little direction. Instead of blogging with no idea about where I want to go as a whole, I decided to have some fun with it. The question of who the mother of Ted’s children is plagues any fan of CBS’ hit comedy series “How I Met Your Mother.” The creators and writers have been known for inserting numerous clues and foreshadowing into episodes, making the path to discovery that much more exciting and fun.

So fans, come one, come all to discuss your thoughts about not only the elusive identity of Ted’s wife, but also the futures of the other characters. But fair warning, all posts contain spoilers, so if you haven’t seen the most recent episodes, I have one question: WHY? Go watch it!

In last night’s double-episode premiere of season 7, the first episode began with Barney debating whether he chose “the right tie” for his wedding. A metaphor for his concern whether he was marrying the right woman, we begin to wonder who he is actually marrying. Is it Robin? Is it Nora? Or is it some woman that we’ve already met but hasn’t played as major of a role until now?

The new question of who Barney’s wife will be is one of three major themes brought up by the premiere. It’s easy to think the wife is Nora, considering her past confessions that she wants to get married and be in love. But the writers have continued to hint toward Robin long after their weirdly calm breakup.

We find out that Robin misses Barney and wants to try dating again, when Lily points out Robin’s “truth voice,” aka the high-pitched girly voice which she uses when she wants to say what she’s really thinking but doesn’t want to let on it’s the truth. She also tells Barney she wants to give it a second shot, but in the form of helping him score another date with Nora.

Will Barney realize it, and will he and Robin ever give it another chance? Honestly, I think it’s too early to tell. At the end of the second episode (named “The Naked Man,” though this definitely references a different naked man than last time), Nora returns to the diner where Barney told her he would wait for her, proving that he is making an effort to change his womanizing ways. Considering the smile on her face at the end of the episode, I’d say she gave him another date. We’ll just have to wait and see on this one.

Call it shallow, but Lily’s dress in the scene with Barney’s wedding doesn’t look like a matron of honor dress to me, leading me to believe the wife isn’t Robin. But that’s purely a personal guess.

All I really need to say about Robin and Barney though is Dancing With the Stars should really consider getting Neil Patrick Harris or Cobie Smulders to be on the show, because their dance scene at Punchy’s wedding was pretty fabulous.

The next relationship worth discussing is Lily, Marshall and their new pregnancy. They begin trying to keep the baby a secret, because Lily doesn’t “want to jinx it.” But eventually they give in at Punchy’s wedding by telling Robin, Ted and Barney, which leads to Marshall “ruining” Punchy’s wedding.

The next episode begins with Marshall’s “sweeping declaration” of never drinking again, which Ted claims never last. Shortly thereafter, Marshall gets a call from an environmental lawyer, played by Martin Short, whom he applied to work with. After being told he got the job unless they find anything incriminating about him, Marshall patrols the Internet, looking for such evidence. He finds it in the form of “Beercules,” a video of Marshall from college drunkenly streaking across campus.

In his attempt to prevent his future boss from finding it, he finds the guy who posted it and asks him to take it down. This results in him playing Edward Fortyhands and repeating the incident. Marshall drunkenly tells the group that he isn’t ready to be a father, and that his dad didn’t do things like that and he wanted to be someone his child was proud of.

During that confession, all I could think was “uh, you’re a little late to be saying this now, Marshall.”

But either way, Marshall finds pride in himself, especially when he ends up getting the job after his employer sees the “Beercules” video and doesn’t seem to care. If only the job market was actually like that.

Last thing I want to know: in the flash forward scene at the end with Marshall gambling, he’s wearing a shirt saying “Marshall & Steph 4-Eva” with a heart around it. Who’s Steph? A new baby, or new Lily? With their past claim they have a son in the future, can we assume this is a second child? There’s no use in speculating, really. It’ll be more fun to just wait and see.

And of course, what we’ve been waiting for: Ted. He uses a cover story about him in New York Magazine and meets 16 women, two of which he takes out and subsequently can’t choose between. As he debates who to take to the prestigious Architects’ Ball, he tells Robin at Punchy’s wedding that he feels like he’s losing his belief in destiny — a trait of Ted’s we’ve come to love and, at times, feel annoyed with.

Just as Ted begins to lose faith in the universe, the universe comes roaring back at him with a “gotcha!” attitude. After deciding to take Robin to the Architects’ Ball — a well-made choice, in my opinion — who does he lay eyes on? None other than Victoria, his baker ex who left for a two-year fellowship in Germany season 1 and the woman he cheated on with Robin.

Is this the creators’ way of saying she’s the mother? No, I don’t think so. Victoria was due for a comeback — she was only supposed to be in Germany for two years, after all. But it was already established that Ted’s wife was in the class he walked in and began mistakenly teaching. She was also the roommate of the student he dated briefly, which was likely not Victoria. But who says she won’t somehow lead him to his wife? I’m kind of excited for her return, but I prefer single Ted.

After the phenomenal season premiere, what’s next? Will Barney choose Robin, Nora or some other woman? How will Marshall continue to deal with the prospect of becoming a father? What does Victoria’s return mean for the show and Ted’s love life? And as always, who is the mother?!

Also, damnit Trudy, what about the pineapple?!

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